Had to share this. After driving all over Pueblo, CO in the rain for an RV park, after Siri leads us all over some residential part of town on a wild RV chase, after we find another RV park that reminded me of where Filo Beddo and his cussing mom and orangatang lived, we drive west of town to a state park that turns out perfect.
So we sign in and plug up and look out the door and there is a cool playground. Me and the kids go over and I'm swinging them and across the way a bunch of college age kids are having a good time, burning cedar, aromatic, laughing.. and then I overhear, I guarantee you Ive masterbated to Fantasia at least once!
Thank the good Lord the kids dont understand, but then Ethan says, They are using bad words over there. I hadnt heard any bad words the kids would know so I ask (why did i ask!) what he heard. Ethan proceeds to drop the F BOMB on me!
Once I recovered I told them that was an adult word and he could not say it. We are still swinging now. He swings close and points to his head and says, What if I think it... Quickly I tell him Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny AND especially God will know. Summer chimes in, God knows EVERYTHING. Then she tells him every time he does it he loses part of his soul and he can never get it back! Wow. After I try to explain what a soul is...
Well I have the kids back in the RV but in my bunk I have my window open and I'm listening to them use adult words... like I used to do.
Had to share this. After driving all over Pueblo, CO in the rain for an RV park, after Siri leads us all over some residential part of town on a wild RV chase, after we find another RV park that reminded me of where Filo Beddo and his cussing mom and orangatang lived, we drive west of town to a state park that turns out perfect.
So we sign in and plug up and look out the door and there is a cool playground. Me and the kids go over and I'm swinging them and across the way a bunch of college age kids are having a good time, burning cedar, aromatic, laughing.. and then I overhear, I guarantee you Ive masterbated to Fantasia at least once!
Thank the good Lord the kids dont understand, but then Ethan says, They are using bad words over there. I hadnt heard any bad words the kids would know so I ask (why did i ask!) what he heard. Ethan proceeds to drop the F BOMB on me!
Once I recovered I told them that was an adult word and he could not say it. We are still swinging now. He swings close and points to his head and says, What if I think it... Quickly I tell him Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny AND especially God will know. Summer chimes in, God knows EVERYTHING. Then she tells him every time he does it he loses part of his soul and he can never get it back! Wow. After I try to explain what a soul is...
Well I have the kids back in the RV but in my bunk I have my window open and I'm listening to them use adult words... like I used to do.
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